Awesome time was had skating at Tempelhof airport in Berlin today 
Ze wabbit
Go home Facebook, you’re drunk
Wisdom from Kermit
We take cash!
In Germany, it is extremely rare for shops to take cards. In New Zealand, the shops need to emphasise that they do indeed take cash in case people assume they don’t.
SmartSpy RC aircraft
Some of you may have heard that I bought a new Radio Control aircraft the other day. It came with an onboard video camera and even included an SD card. As far as I was aware, this aircraft was “made in Germany”. My German skills must be worse than I thought, as I can’t understand a single word of what these folks are saying from when they tested out the camera on the factory line.
At least I know they have good quality control though, since they tested the camera and all
Penis picture taken in our hallway
My new apartment has some stunning artwork on the walls. This particular master piece was created by a former tenant and improved upon by my lovely new Russian flatmate
Familiarity
This feels oddly familiar
A cow
Kebabnorsk
I learned a new Norwegian word this evening, kebabnorsk. This literally translates to “Kebab Norwegian”, which means the language spoken by people in kebab shops in Norway. I’m pretty sure I’m fluent in kebabnorsk
Jeg tror at jeg er flytende pä kebabnorsk
