@ronalfy does heavy second hand smoking for hours on end count? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/386172224459538433

@ronalfy I join in around 40 minutes nd probably. Currently in Amsterdam. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/386170741236191232

@ronalfy where is the t mobile? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/386170037813657600

Why do Europeans have giant feet? Such a pain buying shoes here. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/386160586746507264

Where’s the action in Leiden this evening WP peeps? #wceu … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/386146342974029824

@miriamschwab I might be able to make it back by 6 perhaps. Perhaps close to train station? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/386137264562376704

@miriamschwab free for dinner? I’m in Amsterdam right now, but thinking of heading back in a while. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/386130204198191104

@miriamschwab welcome to Leiden … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/386122302989271040

Come join @rhyswynne and for a beer in Amsterdam. We’re currently at tiny little bar near the train station. #wceu … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/386100019625205760

@rhyswynne 13:12 it’s due to arrive. If you let me know where you are I can Google map my way there … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/386082889601150976

@rhyswynne not yet. Just getting on train in Leiden. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/386082040539787264

@rhyswynne are you receiving my sms messages? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/386081756644134912

Anyone in Leiden feel like joining me on a trip to hang out with @rhyswynne and co. in Amsterdam? #wceu … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/386059399565160448

@mkjones It’s a good domain change. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/386058547492323328

@rhyswynne Yup. Got your number. I also have an injured leg, so can’t move very far. Any chance you guys are close to the train station? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/386051877370351616

@CentimentalLady I hope so. I’m supposed to be on holiday for the next few weeks … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/386045262919389184

@rhyswynne I’m keen to come meet you guys. I don’t think I’ll make it there until early afternoon though. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/386041689099739136

@mkjones Your domain is working for me … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/386031695969144832

@CentimentalLady I prefer “run to the finish line at all costs” … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/386031313415069696

Well this blows! It seems I’ve acquired a Peroneal tendon injury on turning up in Leiden for #wceu … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385886281806647296

Solution to USA’s shutdown … take back Queen Elisabeth II as their rulers http://t.co/UmfzvVJVgw … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385859090423230464

@lanche86 @no_fear_inc I have internet and I have card with internet for @ronalfy. I was going to give it to him on the train. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385850357173477376

@dremeda I would have been in, but I gave up finding any WordPress peeps in town and headed back … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385787668074074112

Currently stranded at a bar coz street is closed for some event. Not the worst place I could imagine being stranded at … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385745935927881729

RT @bjornjohansen: Are you going to #wceu? Are you a front-end developer? Want to live and work in Norway? Talk to us this weekend. http://t.co/glUsvkjcuj … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385727819579662336

@fictionedge Weather is very good, good sun and quite warm. I never travel anywhere without a raincoat. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385720216929722368

@Otto42 Where does one find good beer in Leiden? You seem like the best person to ask … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385714632348139521

I feel an urge for beer in Leiden. Where would one find WordPress geeks partaking in such activities? #wceu … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385713880569507840

I’m assuming this is fake? http://t.co/LVKoTYz2iz Either that, or NASA has found life on Mars. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385713573563232256

@scottbasgaard He found his way to the plane eventually … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385712781116604416

I’m in Leiden. Where are all the cool kids hanging out today? #wceu … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385712632730505216

Wahoo! @porreirinha has been spotted on the tarmac, ready to fly to #wceu … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385641753254330368

Sitting in plane with @lanche86 and @ronalfy, but @porreirnha is nowhere to be seen #wceu … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385640391565115393

Fingers crossed @porreirinha makes it to #wceu! He’s cutting it mighty fine to catch the plane. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385639943454085120

@NiklasHogefjord Early tomorrow morning. And you? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385479574186127360

@milo317 I might be passing through Wolfsburg too … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385456090055720960

Wondering how Ross Ulbricht got caught? http://t.co/yMh83V2ZoP … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385455854667186176

@milo317 When are you back in Munich? I may be there some time in the next week or so. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385453345470951424

@rhyswynne Or even better, do a man in the middle attack whilst they’re accessing them, and steal them all. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385452667428159488

@rhyswynne Seize the computer they’re using, including the keys etc. for the BitCoins. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385452481985384449

“I feel a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of stoners cried out and were suddenly silenced.” … http://t.co/Kmk1J6fAi1 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385449806489202688

@rhyswynne Nope. I’ll be in Leiden. I’m thinking of going to Amsterdam on Friday though. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385445529720979456

@milo317 Bummer. Would have been nice to meet in person. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385444439826898944

Hmmm, where am I going to do all my online shopping now if Silk road is gone? http://t.co/pzYnR7HFZZ … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385444390799691776

@bjornjohansen When do you fly out? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385444043460980736

@johnbillion Dutch courage is all you need! … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385440470677323776

RT @joetek: RT @Huddersfield247: US was not shut down properly. Would you like to start in safemode, with free healthcare and no guns? (Recommended) … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385391969197125632

@bjornjohansen @markoheijnen Stop getting into technicalities I’m sure the taxi from the Netherlands to Poland isn’t too much. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385391877970997248

@dinicmilan I return on October 18th … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385391683422408704

@markoheijnen No baggage. No problem … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385373310852530176

@markoheijnen I still need to be tortured by their impossible purchasing system though … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385372056566894592

@markoheijnen RyanAir FTW! I’m also leaving from Poland … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385371704484450304

@dinicmilan At the crack of dawn tomorrow morning with @lanche86, @ronalfy and @porreirinha … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385370742881538048

Just bought my plane ticket back home from #wceu for €9.24 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385363603618275328

@SiobhanPMcKeown According to the interwebz, it is warmer in Leiden than Oslo. Yay!!! … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385355917866577920

@SiobhanPMcKeown DAMNIT! That is not the response I required. Try again please! … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385354022892630016

@SiobhanPMcKeown w00t! How’s the weather? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385346525771333632

@milo317 Will you guys be at WordCamp Europe? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385343958005866496

@Otto42 There will be lots and lots of beer apparently I arrive in the morning, just in time for the celebrations. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385328116581031936

@jusinette Does that mean I can expect good weather in Poland if i visit after WordCamp? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385326607721717760

@rmccue That’s pretty decent. Pity the upload speeds don’t match. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385063845246816257

@rmccue I’m interested to see the actual result if you have time to do it. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385059082509770752

@rmccue What happens if you do the test to the USA? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385058562382512128

@nathanrice In two months early land perhaps? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385043648167288832

@m_uysl security@wordpress.org has an very fast response time. Best to try there IMO. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385040617694576640

RT @ronalfy: Argh, updating Jetpack from 2.4 to 2.5 disabled all my modules. I’m quickly disliking Jetpack cc @ryanhellyer … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/385040023948914688

@andyondrupal That’s a really nice spot there. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/384987555868864512

@andyondrupal I was trying to figure out where your Twitter background was and had to pull the image out to see that it is Lake Tekapo … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/384985718000336896

@jan_dembowski Ah, I see. You are a moderator … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/384977869983993856

@jan_dembowski Link to the one star review? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/384977170411835392

@wpremote Should this still be spinning 10 minutes later? http://t.co/ctFlLwCqmp … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/384963701360443392

Go home USA. You are drunk. http://t.co/8eUcT5Tth5 … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/384947363393335296

@danielbachhuber Are you organising this for WordCamp Europe? I’m probably going to buy a sim when I arrive. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/384783788259426304

@danielbachhuber Holy crap that’s cheap! … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/384783578468720640

@danielbachhuber Be careful you don’t bankrupt yourself International roaming is usually killer expensive. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/384779384680644608

@Ipstenu I had to keep my office door shut in case people thought I was sitting there staring at porn all day. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/384776525310337025

@Ipstenu I once worked on a website about a film about porn. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/384776444851011585

@leftlane Go to the last username, then generate a random number between that users ID and the number 1. That’s your winner … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/384750102965133312

@jeffr0 I don’t think I’ve heard of a code name for it. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/384749934651916288

@leftlane Why not just go to the users.php page and pick one at random? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/384749521802383360

One of my favourite people on Twitter is @film_girl. If you are interested in tech news and discussion, you should go follow her … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/384746456437235712

@leftlane I’ve added it to my list of stuff to potentially build … http://t.co/H3p8TPrheF. No promised I’ll ever get to it though. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/384745981210013696

@leftlane What would the plugin actually do? Spitting out a random user ID is trivial, but I’m assuming you had more in mind. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/384734562032844800

@Ipstenu @jeffr0 I’ve used JS sniffing for SVGs before, but not sure it’s worth it for some smilies. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/384715281647828992

@Ipstenu @jeffr0 That approach wouldn’t work in core right now as not everyone will want to do browser sniffing. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/384714525838442496

@jeffr0 Yep, I remember reading your posts all those years ago. It should be revisited once SVG is standard IMHO. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/384710903981408256

Better WordPress smilies - http://t.co/7ZKYcLJJOw … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/384706995057864704

@jdub I wrote a post about an old project of yours … http://t.co/ojNEGE71Un … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/384706938094645248

@billbennettnz Your posts are showing up on TweetDeck just fine for me. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/384557842403192832

RT @fraserspeirs: “I wanted a flying car and all I got was a way for the entire planet to communicate instantly via massively powerful pocket computers.” … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/384435601233424384

New blog post: More photos from Charlotte’s birthday bash - http://t.co/KvzTOyPUBK … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/384335378985279488

@alexmoss I have a vague (but potentially changing) plan of travelling to Amsterdam to meet you guys on Friday. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/384257064706768896

@SiobhanPMcKeown @tomwillmot I fly in on Thursday. It would be cool to meet up if you guys are around then … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/384250745278578688

@Rarst Whaaa? Why would they remove offline map capability!?!? … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/384109509171761152

@jamespearce @remybach -9999px is dumb. -999em is bigger and it takes one less character. … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/384108747372920832

New blog post: First attempt at beer pong - http://t.co/qgqlKFEc5H … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/384105439803506688

Woohoo! We won the beer pong. - http://t.co/vHkfov5pFv … http://twitter.com/ryanhellyer/status/384062233984385024